Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock

Anyone here fans of Big Bang Theory? If so, you need to check out this T-Shirt from ThinkGeek.com. Playing Jan Ken Po (Japanese name of Rock Paper Scissors) is a playground stable for any kid that grows up in Hawaii. I remember fierce Jan Ken Po battles with my elementary school buddies – so intense! Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock is a version of Jan Ken Po that was invented by Sam Kass and Karen Bryla, and was featured on an episode of CBS’s hit show, Big Bang Theory. I’ve included the hilarious bit from the episode below for you to chuckle at. You can pick up this shirt from ThinkGeek for $15.99!

And just in case you were wondering how to play this version of Rock Paper Scissors, well, here you go:

Rock crushes lizard.
Scissors decapitate lizard.
Lizard eats paper.
Lizard poisons Spock.
Paper disproves Spock.
Spock vaporizes rock.
Spock bends scissors.

Rock Paper Scissor Lizard Spock


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TypeTees Slogan-A-Day Experiment Week 5

Fridays, Fridays, Fridays, such a great day for slogans – lot’s and lot’s of slogans! This TypeTees Slogan-A-Day Experiment that I have endeavored on has been such good good brain exercise. Help keep me motivated and vote for my slogans on Threadless so that I can get a shield that I can call my own! To see all of my slogans and to vote for them check out my Threadless profile page. Vote for me and I will make you amazing buffalo wings if ever we meet in real life.

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I grind rails not coffee.

Oh yes, back in the day, back in my younger days. Now I do neither. Loose leaf tea FTW!

If life’s a beach then I’ve got a sun burn.

I had a great day at the beach, alone, and it was wonderful. Soaked up the sun and enjoyed the Pacific Ocean. Where is your favorite beach? 

Driving a stick shift is like watching TV without a remote, hard.

I’ve tried on numerous occasions to learn stick shift, but I’ve never practiced for a long enough period of time for me to get it. And the question that I post to those that boast driving stick is better is … why? Seriously, would you watch a TV without a remote and get up and go to the TV each time you wanted to change the channel? Probably not. Similarly, why do you want to work for every shift when there are cars that do it automatically? I just don’t get it I guess.

Save the bees: they help keep the world sweet.

Did you know that the worlds bee population is seriously and mysteriously decreasing. This is something that we need to be concerned about because it could potentially mean the end of mankind. No joke. And plus, they help keep the world sweet. A world without sweetness would quite simply be lame. 

As I look at you all I see are a bunch of falling green letters.

This is me trying to be Neo. Imagine for a second how awesome it would be to be The One. If you didn’t get any of those two references then you need to put The Matrix on your Netflix queue right now. 

Babies make the world a better place. Except when they poop.

In all seriousness, babies really do make the world a better place. I was watching an episode of Grey’s Anatomy (yes, I watch Grey’s Anatomy) and it was a sad episode that involved the death of young child. Such a downer. Coming up with this slogan made me smile again. 

Laughter makes me do the happy dance.

Comedy is such a great thing. About two weeks ago I started watching Arrested Development on DVD and absolutely love it! Such a great show. Terrible shame that it was canceled – damn you FOX!

Co-Tee TV Episode 16: 57 Cuts, Doubletake Clothing and Battlestar Galactica

In this episode I wear 57 Cuts from AlrightOK and review Bears, Beets, Battlestar… and You Are What You Eat from Doubletake Clothing, a Virginia based brand started by two very good friends who have known each other for forever and have a common passion of service and awesome shirts! Use the coupon code “cotyeats10sushi” on your next Doubletake Clothing purchase and save 10%. As always, enjoy with tea and a comfy tee!

You can also watch this episode on Vimeo, Viddler, YouTube, blip.tv and download and sync all episodes to your iPod or iPhone by subscribing for free to Co-Tee TV in the iTunes Store.

Coty’s Thoughts:

Bears, Beets, Battlestar… by Doubletake Clothing. Good: Simple yet effective design, comes in two color options (black or blue), printed on American Apparel so you know that you’re getting a soft tee and if you’re familiar with American Apparel than you know what size fits best, perfect shirt for any fan of The Office. Bad: Very solid shirt but wish it was tagless, slightly pricey despite being a single color print. Price: $20.00 but you can save 10% if you use the coupon code “cotyeats10sushi” at checkout.

Bears, Beets, Battlestar...

You Are What You Eat by Doubletake Clothing. Good: Printed on American Apparel, great fit, shirt is super soft, love the green, the print is amazingly soft (love that), great shirt for funny people. Bad: Same as above. Price: $20.00 but you can save 10% if you use the coupon code “cotyeats10sushi” at checkout.

You Are What You Eat by Doubletake Clothing

57 Cuts by AlrightOK. Keep the knives away! Huge print here, an older design so a little different from the current AlrightOK offerings, 50/50 polycotton blend, cheap! Price: $8.00.

57 Cuts by AlrightOK

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The Printed Mind Sneak Peak

Levi Hardeman just showed off some of the new products for the upcoming The Printed Mind line of tees and I’ve got them here for you to checkout. You might remember Levi from his previous successful venture, Word! Apparel.  From the photos it looks like The Printed Mind is going the Johnny Cupcakes route and will be parodying pop icons. The initial line already parodies the films Major League and Terminator.

This post is more a tease than anything else, since you can’t buy these guys just yet. The Printed Mind is set to launch, I believe, within the next or month so – just in time for summer. Be sure to click “more” to see ALL 7 promo shots.

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Attack of the Coupon Codes: April Edition!

It’s Attack of the Coupon Codes time again, fellow T-Shirt-ites, and I’ve got a truckload of coupon codes for you to use now and forever! As always these coupons do not have an expiration date so be sure to come back to the site and check the available coupons before you buy a tee online because chances are we’ve got a coupon waiting for you. 

This month we’ve got a whopping 19 NEW coupon codes for you! This brings our Attack of the Coupon Codes tally to an incredible 70 participating indie brands. Sit back and enjoy one of THE largest collections of T-Shirt coupon codes on the Internet. Pure awesomeness.

302 Designs: 15% Off

Boobies & Co.: 10% Off

Busted Tees: 10% Off

Cavata Clothing Company: 25% Off

Combobreaker: 10% Off + Free Shipping

Dirty Coast: 10% Off

DeezTeez: 15% Off

DeKay Clothing: 10% Off

Donkeyshines: 10% Off

Immortal Revenge: 20% Off

Look At Me Shirts: 20% Off

LOWDTown: 15% Off

No Star Clothing: 10% Off

Random Objects: 10% Off

Rebel Label: 15% Off

Sin For Skin: 10% Off

Tee Heaven: $5 Off

Urban Retro: 10% Off

Your Eyes Lie: 10% Off

Now see the rest of the 70 coupon codes!

Of course, thank you to all of this months participating brands! And if you would like to be a part of a future edition of Attack of the Coupon Codes be sure to contact me with a coupon code from your brand!

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Interview with Threadless Loves Green Winner Kanzaki Choi

I had the opportunity to interview Kanzaki Choi, who this week won the Threadless Loves Green Contest! Post in the comments section here what you’ve been doing to help keep the earth green and you could win the Threadless Loves Green winning design, Show Me The Vanilla Sky..Pls!! (1 winner will be randomly chosen from the pool of people that leave a comment here). Good luck and congratulations Kanzaki! 

Coty: What was your reaction when you found out that you won the Threadless Loves Green contest with your entry, Show Me The Vanilla Sky..Pls!!?

Kanzaki: It was the best moment in my life….I was crying, screaming, howling, spanking myself and finally I found it wasn’t a dream!!! Thanks Threadless and the amazing community gave me the staggering journey.

Coty: What was the inspiration behind your winning design?

Kanzaki: The bird eyes view line drawing has its thrill, it is dramatic and epic for story telling, you can find it very common in Japanese Manga. The design is a story telling approach, I try to tell the audients how do our animal friends feels while we human beings turning the planet to a furiously polluted “vanilla sky”, though they cannot say anything to complain, we should feel guilty when seeing the vanilla sky scene from their perspective. I think the bird eyes view is perfect to deliver that kind of impact both visually and psychologically how we perceive the message.

Coty: Along with the cash prize from Threadless, you will also be receiving a ton of community donated prizes – which of these prizes are you most looking forward to?

Kanzaki: Yea!!! This is definitely one of the best part of this contest and thanks Threadless had this great idea!! :) Though it is very hard to pick they all sounds great! I would say I’m anticipating goodies from bnannas, who courtesy an original song about whatever I like!! Alvarejo, the amazing artist who courtesy an “insanely detailed” portrait of me!! Haha… how funny that will turn out!! And ivejustquitsmoking (Marco), the creative genius who will courtesy an “experimental painted pair of shoes” !!:D

Coty: Which of the Loves Green entries were your favorites, which ones did you think would win?

Kanzaki: There are just too many top designs! Threadless can simply print the Green subs for a new line of green tees!! “Carpooling is Fun!” by Alvarejo, it has so much fun and goodness in one!! Killer work for sure! “Clean-Up, Clean-Up, Everybody, Everywhere”. A great idea with epic execution by alexmdc, the winning contender of the last two Threadless loves contest. They are the winners for me, and still many designs that I really love personally, such as “The Vicious Circle of Deforestation” by Tang Yau Hoong, “The Beginner’s Guide to Tree hugging” by gumbolimbo and “Forget Me Not” by yeohgh.

Coty: What are some of the things that you do to help keep the planet green?

Kanzaki: There are many things we can do to help reduce harm to the planet, one of those that not many people know is buying less bottled water. I don’t purchase bottled water, as it uses up oil and other fossil fuels to be produced and shipped, fills up landfills, represents wasted money, produce of CO2, thus contribute to global warming. It is very simple that we can drink tap water and reuse plastic bottles to help keep the planet green.

Thanks again to Kanzaki Choi for taking the time to chat with me, and remember, leave a comment here for your chance to win Show Me The Vanilla Sky..Pls!! by Kanzaki Choi!

Show Me The Vanilla Sky Pls!! by Kanzaki Choi

Show Me The Vanilla Sky by Kanzaki Choi

Love Awareness 10-Point Program by Fuct

Fuct just released photos of their Spring 2009 line and one tee in particular stood out for me. The Love Awareness 10-Point Program is an amazing tee because of the list of 10 things on the back. They are only preview images and so I can’t make out the entire list, but the ones that I was able to read  I did agree with. A nice way to make a political statement and the perfect tee to wear to your next political science, philosophy or ethics class. 

In case you’re not familiar with Fuct, it was started by Erik Brunetti in 1991, a graffiti artist based out of Venice. Many consider Erik to be the father of subversive streetwear, “a style of designing stemming from the Situationist movement – which involves subtly changing,re-appropriating or subverting various pop culture themes and icons,as well as anti-government and anti-religion campaigns. Brunetti took the transformative ideals of the Situationists of the 60’s and applied those aesthetics to the society of today.” Very cool stuff.

Love Awareness 10-Point Program by Fuct

Love Awareness 10-Point Program by Fuct

Spring 2009 Line by Fuct

Paint Your Momma $12 Earth Day Sale

Loren from Beetnik Aesthetics has been having some amazing sales as of late. Just the other day, I picked up a Beetnik Aesthetics tee for $5 via a Twitter sale he had going on. If you’re not following Loren from Beetnik Aesthetics on Twitter then get on it! Back to the sale, for one week and only and in celebration of Earth Day, Beetnik Aesthetics is offering Paint Your Momma for just $12, half off the regular price of $24. Great deal and awesome T-Shirt!

Beetnik Aesthetics is also holding a release party in celebration of landing in its first retail store, Board Boutique in Champaign, IL. Here’s the information for the release party:  

If you live in the Champaign/Urbana, IL area, be sure to stop by  Board Boutique this Saturday (April 25th) from 7-8 pm to celebrate the retail release of Beetnik Aesthetics!  Expect some good times, cool people, and a raffle for free t-shirts.  

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Coty Loves Threadless #11 – Hearts Earth Stuff

Coty really does love Threadless and as such, it’s time for another Coty Loves Threadless! It’s episode 11 guys, we’re almost into the teens, can you believe it! Congratulations to Nature Troopers of the World by Yeoh Guan Hong for being my Threadless Pick of the Week! And BTW, I hear Mr. Festa is now doing his own Threadless Pick of the Week on the Friday Festa Dome Show – see guys, I’m catching on! If you haven’t yet, be sure to check out and vote for my TypeTees slogan submissions – I’m submitting one every day until I get printed! Come on Threadless, I need a Threadless shield that I can call my own!

Coty Loves Threadless #11 on YouTube. Also, I’ll give you a hug if you subscribe to me on YouTube!

Nature Troopers of the World by Yeoh Guan Hong is my Threadless Pick of the Week!

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The Perfect Tee For Comic Con

This tee is called Super Cuts and it has to be the perfect tee for those of you headed to the San Diego Comic Con this year. Now your task is to see if you can figure out who these famous superheroes are from left to right. Ready? Go! See below for answers. You can pick up this tee from J!NX for $17.99 (couple more bucks extra for 2XL-3XL) plus shipping. BTW, these still haven’t changed their shipping policy to Hawaii that I’ve ranted about here.

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Super Cuts

Answer (from left to right): Harvey Dent, Mr. Fantastic, Wonder Woman, Rogue, Ghost Rider, Wolverine, Superman, Prof. Xavier,The Incredible Hulk, Dr. Strange, Storm, Namor.