Avaryce Clothing Spring 2009 Line

Avaryce (pronounce av-er-is), a new brand out of Southern California, has just released their first line of tees this season called 2 Legit 2 Quit (MC Hammer would be proud). The slogan at Avaryce is “The World is Your Canvas, Don’t Let it Go to Waste.” and as such they pack every order with a random color marker and encourage Avaryce fans to go out and create something unique. If  you send in your art (created with the marker) they will post it in their Art section. 

The shirts are printed on American Apparel blanks and sell for $18. You can also pick up the Avaryce package which includes all three tees from the new line for $45 (a savings of 9 buckaroos). 


AT-AT Anatomy by rubyred

It’s been a while since we’ve featured a Star Wars inspired tee here so I am more than happy to feature this tee of beauty titled AT-AT Anatomy and designed by rubyred. It’s a great tee that I stumbled upon while perusing redbubble and it seems that this particular design has been getting a lot of love (by way of comments) there so I thought it was worth sharing. I have to say that it kinda reminds me of Glennz Tees for some reason, they have a similar style. 

Since the Dark Side started using genetically modified walkers, they found many had to visit the Imperial Veterinary Clinic of Osteology suffering with acute pain in their hip joints. X-rays revealed their skeleton structure was just not strong enough to manoeuvre wearing those heavy boots. No amount of Cod Liver oil would ease their pain.

The tee is available now from redbubble in a variety of color options. You can pick one up now for $26.13 after currency conversion.

AT-AT Anatomy

AT-AT Anatomy

ShirtFight #5 Winner is Geisha by alanis

Congratulations to alanis for creating the winning design for ShirtFight #5. If you remember correctly, the theme was Miss Etti’s Birthday and she had an entire list of birthday wants. She chose Geisha as her favorite design and alanis earned a cool $500 for being the winner of ShirtFight #5! 

Geisha by alanis

Geisha by Alanis

For those of you who think that they’ve got the chomps to jump into a ShirtFght then dust off your mouse and start to prepare for ShirtFight #6: Shirts of the Future! Check out the video for more information.

Pyknic Releases New Line

Pyknic Clothing just released their newest line today and I have to admit, they’ve got some awesome new stuff! If you’re a fan of Pyknic then I am sure that you will not be disappointed with the new line, it’s just more Pyknic food and utensil goodness. My favorites from the new collection include Pyknic Ware, Sausage Shoppe and Space Snacks. They also released a brand new hoodie and a new signature necklace for those of you who have just a tad too much tees. The shirts are priced at $24.98 and are available now for purchase. 

Pyknic Ware

Space Snacks

Chef X Butcher

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TypeTees Slogan-A-Day Experiment Week 4

Tada, Friday is slogan day and I’ve got another weeks worth of TypeTees slogan entries for you guys to vote for! Help me out in my epic TypeTees Slogan-A-Day Experiment! I can taste that Threadless shield so vote so I can get printed! To see all of my slogans and to vote for them check out my Threadless profile page. Vote for me and I will make you waffles if ever we meet in real life.


Fact: I am faster than 100 percent of all snails.

Hmmm, this is a variation of a quote from The Office that I actually saw on a friends Facebook page. I changed the snakes to snails and 80% to 100% and called it a day. 

If all men became priests then humanity would go extinct.

This one came from roommates brother who said something similar (but not as good, lol).

Sketchbooks are to humans as corn fields are to aliens.

This is so true, right! Humans draw in sketchbooks and aliens take it a step further and fly to another planet and sketch on corn fields. On a separate note – I’d love to meet a bona fide alien, if you know one then hook me up.

I’m only lazy when I am awake.

I certainly felt like it on this particular day, probably because I was preparing a presentation on cognition and brain damage and I was pretty tired. In the end, the Keynote came out to over 100 slides (my slides consists mainly of images and slides with only a few words) and the presentation was super!

Sometimes I just sit alone, scratch my head and wonder why.

Yeah, this is me being emo. Probably because of the reasons I explained above.

An eye for an eye will only result in partial blindness.

Oh Mr. Gandhi was such a great dude – but he got this one wrong. An eye for an eye will only result in two guys with partial blindness. Stay away from the eyes! And be good people!

I only fall down for the push ups.

I tested this one out with a friend and he didn’t get it. His loss!

Zombie Survival Plan

Here’s a great tee that I stumbled upon while perusing Rangga’s great site, Cottonable. This is probably the best shirt to have in the event that you find yourself in the middle of a zombie infestation. I always thought that zombies were a bit overrated in terms of the fright factor. I mean, come on, they are such slow movers! Unless of course you’re dealing with “I Am Legend” type zombies, in which case, this T-Shirt will probably not help you one bit. 

You can pick up Zombie Survival Plan from Crazy Dog T-Shirts for $14.99.

Zombie Survival Plan

40% Off Sale and Contest at Immortal Revenge

Immortal Revenge has got an awesome presale offering going on for their newest designs, Wheel of Fotune and Time To Eat. Both tees are available for just $15. After presale, the cost of these tees will increase by 10 bucks, so if you like em’ then grab em’ now! The presale will end on April 27. And if you want even more savings then use the coupon code “COTY” for an extra 20% off your entire order!

Wheel of Misfortune

Time To Eat

They are also having a contest which is about to end soon, but i thought was worth posting. Here are the details:

Post your sketch or idea for our next tshirt. What does Immortal Revenge look like to you? You can also email it to me at simeongregory@gmail.com . Sketch may be any form of rough draft or simple layout of shirt.

Rules: None except it ends tonight 4/16 at 10pm PST 
Prizes: Free stuff 
Winner = Free Shirt of Choice + Free shirt of the idea or sketch that gets printed

I will also be sending out free shirts and 50% coupon codes for the best slogans, sayings or design titles. Any questions just post them here or drop me an email.

Two New Bloody Glennz Tees

Looks like our buddy Glenn Jones from Glennz Tees is unleashing his inner monster – through his art! Eternal Exercise and Office Chat are the latest tees from our favorite New Zealand based T-shirt artist. Office Chat is one that I’ve been wanting to see printed for a while now, ever since Glenn opened up his designs for voting, and now that it’s available I just might have to pick it up! Both shirts are available from Glennz Tees for $19.95 and are printed on silver (Eternal Exercise) and cranberry (Office Chat) American Apparel tees.

Eternal Exercise

Office Chat

An NES Buckle and a Shirt To Match

This is actual very cool. It’s called the NES Buckle and it is a belt buckle made from an actual classic NES controller! They cost 30 bucks for the buckle alone and $45 if you buy the NES buckle and leather belt combo. To celebrate the relaunch they had to find more controllers!) they are giving away a $10 discount code to the first 100 people to use the code so you better act fast if you want to take advantage of this deal! The code, fittingly, is “upupdowndown”. 

NES Buckle

but alas, this is a tee blog and any post minus a tee, will not cut it! So here you go, the perfect tee to go with this belt! ACTUALLY, the recently released Threadless tee, The Gaming Revolution by Sean Mort, would be a better fit but I’ve already featured it on the site!

The tee is called model no. NES-004 and it’s coming to you from Huzzah Goods and it sells for $25. 

model no. NES-004

Airside T-Shirt Club 2009

This might be something that could be of interest to those of you that like to be surprised by awesome things in the mail. Airside Shop specializes in pop infused clothing and other artsy stuff, including calendars, stitches and prints and hey are currently promoting the 10th anniversary of the Airside T-Shirt Club, which they first started waaaaaaaay back in 1999. 

As a T-Shirt Club member, you will receive 4 T-Shirts that will be sent to you throughout the summer, with the first being shipped out in May. And as mentioned earlier, you will not know what they designs are beforehand. But no need to worry, Airside has lined up some great artists, including some that participated in the original Airside T-Shirt Club, including “Fred Deakin, of Lemon Jellyand Cosmic Fury fame, the brilliant illustrator Michael Gillette on board, along with the fabulous Ian Stevenson and we’ll be getting one more look into the bizarre brain of Shoboshobo.” 

The price to join the club is £99.00 for both men and women. Along with your club purchase, you will also receive a special exclusive gift, a poster and discount offers throughout the year. The tees in the club collection will never be resold or reprinted. 

Airside T-Shirt Club 2009