TypeTees Slogan-A-Day Experiment Week 10 and 11

Hello all! Coty Loves Threadless will be delayed a day – it’ll be up tomorrow morning for sure so check back for that if you came here expecting to watch a new episode! The good news is the return of my TypeTees Slogan-A-Day Experiment! Don’t worry, I haven’t forgotten about this little project of mine! I’ve included Vegas week and last week in this one post. And just so you know, it’s Week 11 and I still have not gotten a print! It’s ok, I still love you, Threadless! To see all of my slogans and to vote for them check out my Threadless profile page. Vote for me and I will make you an awesome avocado burger if ever we meet in real life.

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Week 11:

Instead of shouting I prefer to write in CAPS.

Except of course when I am driving. When I drive I yell a lot! Passengers wonder why I yell, especially since the driver that I am yelling at can’t hear me.

You provide the cheese and I’ll provide the grill.

With all of my grilled cheese references you guys should know by now how much I love this American delicacy!

Toilet paper inspires me to be clean.

Doesn’t it inspire you?

I never know when to use apostrophy’s.

I actually do, but I thought this would be a witty entry.

When will mechanical pencils write for themselves?

I love using mechanical pencils! Because no matter what, the tip always stays sharp. No sharpening required. Unless of course you run out of lead. Then you need a back up plan!

The key to life is locked in a safe.

What is the key to life for you? I’m interested to know.

Psssst, wanna know a secret?

I wonder how many people would actually want to know “a secret” if I wore this shirt in public.

Week 10:

BTW, grammar has gone the way of the dodo. ROTFLOL!

The dodo bird gets picked on a lot. I’ve actually always been a fan of the dodo bird.

I only use scotch tape after a long day at the office.

How many of you have a glass of scotch after a hard day of work? I’ve been watching season one of Mad Men and my god do they drink a lot of scotch [during] work!

God made me funky.

And I think that’s a good thing!

I only respond to codewords.

Codewords like New England Clam Chowder. Anyone catch the movie reference? If so, coment the movie and I’ll give you a virtual high five!

Pheromone activating device.

Imagine a T-Shirt that would actually assist in the release of pheromones, at the appropriate times, of course. How rad would that be?

I only weigh myself before and after I poop.

I heard it results in lighter weigh ins!

If you’re always right then you belong on my team.

If you’re always right then something must be wrong!