TypeTees Slogan-A-Day Experiment Week 4

Every day I come up with a new witty Threadless TypeTees Slogan in hopes of earning a Threadless Alumni Club Medal of Honor. At the end of every week I post a round up of that weeks slogans here on my blog. What can you do to help the cause? Vote! Just click on a slogan (preferably all of them) and then vote by click “I’d Wear It!” – it’s that simple! If you want to see and vote for all of my slogans then just click here or on that photo of me with the Rockband guitar. Vote for me and I will bake you your own strawberry shortcake if ever we meet in real life.

TypeTees Slogan-A-Day Experiment

Week 4 (January 22, 2010 to January 28, 2010):

If MacGyver was in a pickle, he’d probably eat his way out.

Forget duct tape. His teeth would be his greatest asset if ever trapped in a pickle.

Pilates keep pirates busy when they aren’t pillaging.

Nice use of P’s don’t you think? I don’t do pilates but then again, I’m not a bonafide pirate. I wish I was a pirate, though.

I’m sure grass grew fine before humans existed. Save water.

Every morning on my way to work I encounter a man. A man that loves to water his grass. He loves to water his grass a bit too much. He waters his grass a lot. In the morning and in the afternoon. This man should save water.

Strawberry fields forever means one thing: infinite shortcake!

Another Beatles infused theme. I love the Beatles and was listening to this hit when I came up with this slogan. Strawberry shortcake – who’s a fan? I am!

Lycanthropes: always ready for a good costume party.

Ahh, the werewolf. Growing up one of my favorite movies was Teen Wolf with Michael J. Fox. I recently bought the Teen Wolf & Teen Wolf Too DVD ($12 at Amazon) and although the movie wasn’t as “great” as I had remembered it as a 6 year old, I still had a blast laughing at the 80’s.

Evil people cut grass and actually enjoy it.

I’m sure that our favorite serial killer, Dexter (The Complete Third Season, $24 at Amazon), experiences some sort of weird gratification when cutting grass. It’s just a hunch.

Imagine if keyboards actually hit back.

If keyboards actually fought back then things could get nasty, especially since they have over 100 keys on the standard keyboard.

I’m With Cocoa

As Wednesday creeps closer and closer the excitements has become nearly unbearable! Nonethless, Apple Week here marches on with this shirt from the guys that brought us such T-Shirts as iSteamPhone, Exploded 128 and iSteamMac. This new tee features our favorite iCEO, Steve Jobs, with the moniker I’m With Cocoa plastered below his mug.

Now, this one T-Shirt is a bit more for the hardcore Apple Geek because, unless you’ve been a Mac user for a while or are a programmer, chances are that you’re confused with the Cocoa reference.

Of course, the shirt is a parody of the recent influx of I’m With Coco gear in support of Conan O’Brien. But what does Conan have to do with Apple and Steve Job? Nothing, really. Cocoa here is in reference to Apple’s native object-oriented application program environment for the Mac OS X. It is one of five major APIs available for Mac OS X; the others are Carbon, POSIX (for the BSD environment), X11 and Java. And now you know and knowing is half the battle!

I’m With Cocoa was designed by Dwayne Clare and is available now from the I’m With Cocoa shop for $19 and you can even pick up an 18″ x 24″ poster for $19.

I'm With Cocoa

I'm With Cocoa

101 T-Shirts for Apple Fanboys and the Mac Faithful!

To kick start Apple Week here at CotyGonzales.com, I’ve compiled a comprehensive list of Apple T-Shirt suitable for any Apple Fanboy or MacHead! And chances are, if you’re a MacAddict like me, you probably own a few of these shirts already! Later in the week I’ll be posting a list of Official Apple Released T-Shirts. They have a long history of releasing T-Shirts to members of specific Apple projects – be on the lookout for that coming sometime this week!

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I’d love to hear which one of these are your favorites and whether or not you own any of these tees! And if you know of an Apple related shirt not on this list then please tell me about it. Leave a comment below in the comments section and let me know!

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And so without further ado, I present to you the epic list for the month of January 2010: 101 T-Shirts for Apple Fanboys and the Mac Faithful!

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1. Say Anything by Might Tees, $31.99.

Say Anything

2. Exploded 128 by Garry Booth (Exploded Store), $19.

Exploded 128

3. Homie Don’t Right Click by J!NX, $10.

Homie Don't Right Click

4. Apple Mac Key Skull Shirt by rubyred (RedBubble), $26.13.

Apple Mac Key Skull

5. iMessiah by Schysto Designs (RedBubble), $25.93.

iMessiah

6. Charge by Simple Bits, $22.

Charge

7. Sad Chimes Rest Home by rubyred (RedBubble), $26.13.

Sad Chimes Rest Home

8. Apple IIe Template by Chop Shop, $12.

Apple IIe Template

9. Macintosh (Great Moments of the 20th Century) by Print Liberation, $18.

Macintosh

10. Mac Daddy by Busted Tees, $20.

Mac Daddy

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Hello and Welcome To Apple Week!

I’m quite sure that many of the regular readers here know that I am a diehard member of the Cult of Mac and I am damn proud of it. Many have speculated that this week Apple will be releasing the long awaited Apple Tablet. Whether it’ll be called the iTablet, iSlate, iPad, or the Jesus Tablet, I have high hopes that it’s going to be AWESOME, AWESOME, AWESOME. And to celebrate I am officially making it Apple Week here at CotyGonzales.com! That’s right, you’ll notice an unusual influx of Apple posting this week – don’t worry, though, you’ll still get your T-Shirt fix – it’ll just be geared towards the Mac side of things!

I’ve got some fun posts planned this week so be on the look out for them! Apple users rejoice because it is looking to be an amazing week. I’m so excited!

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TypeTees Slogan-A-Day Experiment Week 3

Every day I come up with a new witty Threadless TypeTees Slogan in hopes of earning a Threadless Alumni Club Medal of Honor. At the end of every week I post a round up of that weeks slogans here on my blog. What can you do to help the cause? Vote! Just click on a slogan (preferably all of them) and then vote by click “I’d Wear It!” – it’s that simple! If you want to see and vote for all of my slogans then just click here or on that photo of me with the Rockband guitar. Vote for me and I will make you an awesome bowl of tomato bisque soup if ever we meet in real life.

TypeTees Slogan-A-Day Experiment

Week 3 (January 15 2010 to January 21 2010):

Even Bigfoot knows that the Abominable Snowman doesn’t exist.

I had to resubmit this logo because the original had a typo – oops! [NOTE: If you voted on this slogan on the past please vote again using this link, the older version had a typo :( a big boo boo for any TypeTees submission.]

Nothing clarifies the mind like meditation, beer and failure.

And sometimes a really, really long timeout works wonders as well.

I’d love to have interchangeable facial features sans potato.

Of course Mr. Potato Head was the inspiration for this slogan! I’m excited for Toy Story 3, anyone else share in my excitement? Plus, if facial features were interchangeable, would that make makeup obsolete? I wonder.

Decanting sounds like a very, very naughty word.

I’ve been reading up on wine a lot (for my drink culture blog check out Call Me Thirsty) and I realized that “decanting” sounds like something a very naughty person would do. Decanting. Say that ten times and you’ll feel sooo dirty.

Toe jams keep me from walking in other people’s shoes.

So I came up with this slogan as I was doing some blogging. It just popped in my head. I liked it and so it’s todays slogan! This slogan makes me sad because I had my wisdom teeth pulled out, all 4 of em, when I was 16!

Donating blood has its benefits: free snacks.

I’m not a big fan of needles being punctured into my skin so when someone suggested a few weeks ago that I donate blood I was taken aback. But then I thought about it … I get to save a life and I score free snacks at the end. Awesome!

Soap: curing foul mouths since 2200 BC.

Growing up, did you parents ever stick a bar of soap in your mouth whenver you dropped the F bomb? Mine never did but I reckon that millions of kids have starting with the Ancient Babylonian kids in 2200 BC! LOL.

Buy A T-Shirt and Help Relief Aid Efforts In Haiti

Things are looking really bad in Haiti, fortunately, there are people around world helping out in anyway that they can. Here are a few ways that you can help out with Haiti relief that involve buying a T-Shirt.

1. Buy a Feed The Hungry T-Shirt from Pyknic Clothing and 75% of the proceeds will be donated to earthquake relief efforts in Haiti. Price: $20 (75% go to Haiti relief efforts). Shipping now.

Pyknic Haiti Relief

2. Pick up a Haiti tee from Blink-182 and 100% of the proceeds go straight to the Red Cross. Price: $15 (100% of proceeds go to Haiti relief efforts). Shipping January 22, 2010.

Blink-182 Haiti Relief Shirt

3. Eurosport has available a Haiti United Relief shirt with 100% of the proceeds going to the Red Cross. Price: $17.99 (100% of proceeds go to Haiti relief efforts). Shipping now.

Eurisport Haiti Relief Shirt

4. At OrganiKook you can grab a Help Haiti shirt with 100% of proceeds going to Haiti aid groups. Price: $15 (100% of proceeds go to Haiti relief efforts). Shipping now.

OrganiKook Haiti Relief Shirt

5. If you’re a Lady Gaga fan you might consider picking up the Lady Gag Haiti Relief T-Shirt. Price: $25 (100% of proceeds go to Haiti relief efforts). Shipping January 22, 2010.

Laday Gaga Haiti Relief Shirt

6. David Stripinis, lead virtual camera operator for Avatar, is auctioning off an Avatar crew T-Shirt. For every $5 donation you make you will receive a raffle to win the shirt. Donations are made through Just Give.

So, here’s the deal. Donate. And share your email address with me. All the money goes to Oxfam, the email address goes to me. For every £3 ( or $5USD ) you donate, you get an entry to a raffle to receive an Avatar Crew T-Shirt.

This is a brand new, never been worn XL t-shirt only available to those that were lucky enough to work on the film, or know people who did.

Raffle will be run Saturday, 23 Jan 2010. Shirt will be sent off as soon as the winner sends me his address, at my expense.

7. Zazzle will be donating $1 for every shirt sold on their site from now until January 18.

8. All proceeds from the Yele Haiti Collection at Timberland will be donated to Haiti earthquake relief. Price: $35. Shipping now.

Timberland Haiti Relief Shirt

9. Cafepress is offering a special Haiti shirt designed by Studio Number One which was founded by Shepard Fairey. Price: $15 (100% of proceeds go to Haiti relief efforts). Shipping now.

Cafepress Haiti Relief Shirt

10. All profits from The Hope For Haiti will be going to disaster relief in Haiti via Convoy For Hope. Price: $20 (100% of proceeds go to Haiti relief efforts). Shipping now.

The Hope For Haiti

11. And of course our friends over at Doubletake Clothing have their Help Haiti band aid shirt available with 100% of the proceeds going to Haiti aid. Price: $15 (100% of proceeds go to Haiti relief efforts). Shipping after January 22, 2010.

Help Haiti Shirt

I’m With Coco. Whose Side Are You On? 6 Conan T-Shirts!

This whole NBC vs. Conan O’brien vs. Jay Leno debacle has got me enthralled with network television for the first time in, well, quite a while. I’ve been watching the late night shows just to listen to the quicks jabs that they’ve been taking at each other. I admit that I’m a bit sad to see Conan O’brien leave the peacock station. NBC, 7 months really wasn’t enough time for him to find his audience. In any case, all of this late night drama has led to an amazing I’m With CoCo campaign. Here are 6 T-Shirts that you can choose from to show your support for the Conan O’brien / Team Coco / I’m With Coco cause.

And here’s something extra, someone made a song in support of Team Coco. Check out I’m With Coco by Dustin Krein:

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I’m With Coco by Busted Tees, $15.

I'm With Coco by Busted Tees

I’m With CoCo by Mike Mitchell, $18.

I'M WITH COCO t-shirt by Mike Mitchell

No. by ATShirtBlog, $24.99.

No. by ATShirtBlog

CoCo and Leno-Head by TeeFury, $9.

CoCo & Leno-Head

Team Conan by Alex Pardee, $24.

Team Conan

Team Conan by My Associate Cornelius, $15.

Team Conan

TypeTees Slogan-A-Day Experiment Week 2

Every day I come up with a new witty Threadless TypeTees Slogan in hopes of earning a Threadless Alumni Club Medal of Honor. At the end of every week I post a round up of that weeks slogans here on my blog. What can you do to help the cause? Vote! Just click on a slogan (preferably all of them) and then vote by click “I’d Wear It!” – it’s that simple! If you want to see and vote for all of my slogans then just click here or on that photo of me with the Rockband guitar. Vote for me and I will make you an awesome grilled cheese sandwich if ever we meet in real life.

TypeTees Slogan-A-Day Experiment

Week 2 (January 8 2010 to January 14 2010):

Permanent markers: A drunk man’s worst enemy.

Flipping through Facebook I noticed an album of a drunk friend who had unfortunately passed out while his friends were in the possession of permanent markers. Such a shame!

Multi-touch reinvented the way I twiddle my thumbs.

Here’s a slogan for all of you iPhone using people. Now your twiddling thumbs have a purpose – swipe, pinch, zoom like never before!

Even Bigfoot knows that the Abominable Snowman doesn’t exist.

It’s only logical that the Abominable Snowman doesn’t exist, especially if Bigfoot says so. [NOTE: If you voted on this slogan on the past please vote again using this link, the older version had a typo :( a big boo boo for any TypeTees submission.]

I’d sing my heart out but I think that would be kinda painful.

So, American Idol just started and I thought, gee, if I was on American Idol I was definitely give it my all. But to sing my heart out? Come on, that’s a little too much of me to give!

All of my wisdom is tucked away in the corners of my mouth.

So I came up with this logo as I was blogging a little bit. It just popped in my head. I liked it and so it’s todays slogan! This slogan makes me sad because I had my wisdom teeth pulled out, all 4 of em, when I was 16!

There’s no I in TEAM but T, E, A, and M are pretty darn good.

I’m not sure how I came up with this slogan, but I think, I think, that it came to me today when I heard someone on the radio say the famous line, There’s No I In Team. Although there’s no I, I think that the other letters in TEAM are not too shabby. I myself am a fan of T and A. :)

Actually, microphones aren’t small and can’t even make any calls.

Don’t you think the word microphone is a misnomer? I think so. First of all, they aren’t even micro at the very least nor do they allow you to dial out! I want a refund.

The Mysterious Mr. Vegan Hunter

Our old friend Jon Wye has just released his newest T-Shirt which is part of his Pirate Chef series. The shirt is called The Mysterious Mr. Vegan Hunter and it features a fatherly rabbit who is relaxing in his rabbit-hole study, reminiscing on his days of great harvesting. He is even taking a little time to enjoy a good vintage of carrot juice whilst polishing his most trusted shovel.

I think the shirt features a super fun design that would have probably gone very well with the Threadless crowd if it had been submitted there. You’ll also find the Pirate Chef logo printed on the back of the T-Shirt.

The Mysterious Mr. Vegan Hunter is printed on a super soft 100% combed cotton Olive T-Shirt and is available now from Jon Wye for $29. For extra savings, use the coupon code “5up” for $5 off your entire order!

Jon Wye The mysterious Mr. Vegan Rabbit