Software Pirate Arrrrrgggggghhhhh!

Oh no, pirating is bad. It’s so bad. You must never pirate. Only thieves pirate. If so then Arrrrrgggggghhhhh, let’s pillage the Internet and burn this fucker down. I mean, did you really spend $699 for your copy of Adobe Photoshop. Okay, maybe you … oh let’s get real. Arrrrrgggggghhhhh!

Software Pirate is available now from Glennz Tees for $15.95.

I Got $5 On It: Badass Abraham Lincoln

It’s been a while since I’ve featured an Abraham Lincoln T-Shirt. What’s the hell is wrong with me. It’s okay, this is fixed with THIS T-shirt designed by Tim Shumate and available now from Threadless. Say hello to thug Abraham Lincoln, complete with tattoos, ear stretchers, and wife beater. Mary Todd Lincoln would be so proud.

By the way, you all should be ready for the barrage of Abe Lincoln tees over the next few months. Why? New movie coming soon, it’s called Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. If you haven’t read it yet then you’re missing out.

I Got $5 On It is available now from Threadless for $20.

The Selk’bag: A Wearable Sleeping Bag

The Selk’bag is a genius idea. How did I not know this existed? Sleeping bags always leave me with the feeling of being hopelessly trapped. Sleeping bags are confining and claustrophobic inducing. Sleeping bags kind of suck. The Selk’bag seems much more manageable. I hike a lot in Hawaii and plan to do some overnight hikes. Yes, Hawaii is a tropical island, however, high elevation areas like Mauna Kea and Heleakala can become very frigid. The Selk’bag might be just the thing that I’m looking for.

The Selk’bag is available for sale now and priced from $99.

Cool Try: Tyrannosaurus Rex Will Eat You Up

This shirt bleeds WTF Cool. Yeah, WTF because it features a Tyrannosaurus rex biting into a skateboarder and Cool because it features Tyrannosaurus rex biting into a skateboarder. Yes, the repetition in the previous sentence was intended. Honestly, I’m not sure why this shirt is called the Bootleg T-Shirt. And frankly, I don’t care. It features a fucking Tyrannosaurus rex biting into a skateboarder.

The Official Cool Try Bootleg T-Shirt is available now from Cool Try for $20.

The Floppy Disk: Kids Today Have No Idea What This Is

So sad, but so true. Reminds of that time I went to Best Buy and asked a salesperson whether or not they sold Record Players. You know, those Ion ones that you can hook up to your modern day computer. Yes, people still make record players (with USB built in even!) and yes, people still listen to records. Not so much with the Floppy Disk. I haven’t seen or used a floppy disk since maybe early last decade. It’s 2012 and it’s now all about the cloud.

Kids Today Have No Idea What This Is is available now from SnorgTees for $19.95.

Premium Alumnium Ampersand by Ugmonk

If y ou’ve been salivating over the 18″ Premium Wood Ampersand, but couldn’t fathom spending $299 for then maybe you want to consider picking up the Premium Alumnium Ampersand instead. This recently released Ugmonk item is 7.75″ tall and available at a much more affordable price of $54. It’s sexy and you know it.

Premium Alumnium Ampersand is available now from Ugmonk for $54.

The Caperon: A Superhero Cape and Chef Apron Mashup

If it was summer then I would be all over this product. It’s called a Caperon. Yes, Caperon. It’s mashup of a superheroes cape and chef apron. It’s radical and the perfect summer accessory. Unfortunately, there are two problems. First, it’s not summer. Although, one could argue that it’s always summer in Hawaii. Despite this, the rest of the world actually experiences real seasons. Second, the Caperon is no longer for sale from Betabrand. Sad, but true.

I want this. I might have to find someone to sew me a personalized one.

A Lovely Brew: The Perfect Valentines Day T-Shirt for Tea Enthusiasts!

Valentine’s Day is creeping up and if you haven’t had the time to pick up a present then maybe you might want to consider picking up A Lovely Brew from our pal, Edward Teabelly. You might not be able to get the T-Shirt by Valentines Day, but hey, who said you needed to give this tee away to a valentine? You could always just buy this tee for yourself to show your appreciation and love for, well, what else…tea!

A Lovely Brew is available now from Edward Teabelly for £18.99.