“Religion has convinced people that thereâ€™s an invisible manâ€¦living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesnâ€™t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.” – George Carlin
I recently stumbled across an article that described how to get your beer (or non-alcoholic beverage) ice cold in a mere 3 minutes. This may come in handy in a crunch. Here are the steps:
1. Locate warm beer.
2. Find a metal pot of sorts with a lid.
3. Fill said pot with warm beer than add ice and add water.
4. Most importantly, add about 2 cups of table salt.
5. Cover the pot.Â
6, Wait about 3 minutes
7. Fetch beer (or non-alcoholic beverage) and enjoy a nice ice cold sip.Â
I have no words to describe this. I guess it would be much worse if the child had been a boy?!
This pic caught me off guard. Courtesy of JapanForum