Periodic BaCoN

If you’re human then you must love bacon. Unless of course you’re one of those vegan or vegetarian folk. If that’s the case then that’s too bad because bacon RULEEESSS! Bacon is the nom nom food to rule all nom nom foods. NOM NOM NOM.

Buy this T-Shirt for the bacon enthusiast who believes in science.

Periodic BaCoN is available now from ThinkGeek for $16.99.

Make Bacon Not War

Because there’s always enough bacon to go around. Unless you run out of pig. You can also find Make Bacon Not War in the brought back from the dead Downloads section (in the site menu above). You’ll also find a less nauseating, non-striped version of Make Bacon Not War in the Downloads section.

Who wants this as a T-Shirt? Leave your comment below.

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And to settle any qualms about Bacon Gate, here are links to bacon lists that existed BEFORE my list of 101 Bacon Products for Fans of the Other White Meat:

Bacon Bacon Everywhere: Top 10 Ways To Love Your Bacon (November 2008)

11 of the Worst Bacon Products Ever Produced (July 31, 2009)

The 10 Weirdest Bacon Products on the Market (October 21, 2009)

20 of The Craziest Bacon Products Around (January 12, 2010)

Wallpaper inspiration credit awarded to OvenRude aka Matt Borchert. Thanks Matt for making my evening so eventful.

101 Bacon Products for Fans of the Other White Meat

For this months Epic List, I decided to mix things up again much like I did for Novembers’s Epic Mustache List. I present to you a list of 101 Bacon Related Products for Fans of the Other White Meat. Why bacon you ask? To which I reply, why not! Bacon is one of my favorite breakfast comfort foods. It’s just so amazingly good. It’s bacon!

101 Bacon Preview

I broke the list up so that the first 51 products are bacon related T-Shirts and the last 50 are funky, weird, strange, odd bacon related products. Everything bacon related is covered in the list, from an I Heart Bacon Thong to Bakon Vodka to a custom bacon themed Flip Mino HD.

I’d love to hear which one of these are your favorites and whether or not you own any of these tees! And if you know of a BACON related shirt not on this list then please tell me about it. Leave a comment below in the comments section and let me know!

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1. Bacon by Rizzo Tees, $16.00.

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2. Bacon Makes Everything Better by Snorg Tees, $18.95.

Bacon Makes Everything Better

3. Bacon It’s That Good by Crazy Dog T-Shirts, $6.99.

Bacon: It's That Good

4. Bacon Rules by Crack Smoking Shirts, $15.

Bacon Rules

5. Bacon is Meat Candy by Road Kill T-Shirts, $14.99.

Bacon Is Meat

6. Bacon Is Kosher, Right? by Kosher Ham, $17.

Bacon Is Kosher, Right?

7. Push Button, Receive Bacon by sudeTEES (CafePress), $22.

Push Button, Receive Bacon

8. Bacon by Baconation (CafePress), $24.

Bacon

9. Kevin Bacon by Busted Tees, $10.

Kevin Bacon

10. I Like Bacon by Nerdy Shirts, $19.99.

I Like Bacon

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We All Have Needs

ZOMG I feel jipped! Well, not really because it was totally my fault. So here’s what happened. I really wanted to pick up the new November 200 Nipples tee, We All Have Needs. I was determined to get it for just a buck. Which I thought was totally possible because how many people would actually wait up on Halloween for the newest 200 Nipples tee?

As you may or may not know, 200 Nipples released a new tee the first day of every month at 12am CST. The price of the shirt sold is the price you pay. So if you buy shirt #1 you pay just a buck. I was in it to get We All Have Needs for a buck. 12am CST equal 7pm Hawaii time. It’s 6:59pm and I am refreshing and refreshing my browser. Clock strikes 7pm and I see the new shirt and the purchase blocks. I click on the $1 shirt and then I see the clock counting down but no shopping cart! OMG! I wasted 2 minutes looking for a shopping cart on the site but no dice. I try refreshing the screen and ZOMG 15 of the shirts have already sold, including the $1 shirt! So I try and click the $16 and then shopping cart automatically appears!

It seems as if I selected the $1 shirt the same time someone else did and I lost out. Shucks. But at least now I know. There’s no shopping cart button! I’ll get you next month 200 Nipples. You wait and see.

200 Nipples

Swine Flu: Bacon’s Revenge!

Everyone’s got a fever over the swine flu pandemic – okay, bad choice of words. Back on point, a t-shirt was bound to happen and so here it is, Swine Flu: Bacon’s Revenge by Neatorama illustrator Chris Murphy. The shirt is available from Neatorama for the low price of $9.95 and is also available as a sweatshirt or hoodie. Thank goodness I live on a pretty isolated island – I love you Hawaii.

Swine Flu: Bacon's Revenge

And if you’re in one of the Swine Flu hotspots, why not make it a fashionable event! If I was a surgeon of any sort, I would definitely rock one of these bad boys – they all look so freakin’ fresh. The masks were actually designed by artist Irina Bok and she will be producing a very limited amounted of these. Here’s the info:

With all the paranoia about swine flu i think there’s an opportunity to do something cool – design fashion surgical masks! Not only they are aesthetically pleasing, they can save your life (well.. not really.. they mostly just look good.)

I am planning to produce very limited edition of these in about 4 weeks and they will cost about $10 (plus $3 S&H). Email me to get your name on the list: irinablok@gmail.com

Neato idea, Irina!

Swine Flu Masks

TypeTees Slogan-A-Day Experiment Week 2

Week two of my epic TypeTees Slogan-A-Day Experiment has wrapped up and I haven’t flinched yet. I’m getting the hang of submitting daily and have even gotten into the routine of jotting down potential slogans into my iPhone whenever they come to me. And they come to me at the oddest moments. It’s a good thing iPhone follows me wherever I go! To see all of my slogans and to vote for them check out my Threadless profile page. Vote for me and I will make you a grilled cheese sandwich if ever we meet in real life. 

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This is my Handkerchief whenever no one is looking.

This is true! Especially when I am sick and only when I am desperate and without a box of tissues. 

I am a vegan trickster. Want to taste some tofu bacon?

I was watching the latest episode of Diggnation and Gary Vaynerchuk was a guest on the show. He was giving Hippie Glenn (Glenn McElhose) a hard time and at one point Kevin claimed that Glenn (who is a vegan) ate some bacon at his home. Gary then called him a vegan tricker. 

No sledding in the cemetery. It’ll wake the dead.

Hmmm, I believe I saw a photo on Flickr (I should have saved it for reference) that said No Sledding in the Cemetery. Apparently, it was a real sign posted at a real cemetery. The last pat of the slogan was my addition – I think it works!

My inbox is bigger than your inbox. And that’s not a good thing.

My email inbox has been getting swamped for some reason lately. And that is definitely not a good thing. It does, though, mean that people want to talk to me and so in that respect I guess it’s a good thing!

A lifetime of bacon trumps the slim chance of eternity in heaven.

Threadless chief operating officer Jeffrey Kalmikoff made the following tweet: “@skaw For me, a lifetime filled with bacon trumps the slim to none chance of eternity in heaven. Besides, no bacon in heaven? No thanks.” I thought it was brilliant. I had to trim it to fit the slogan limit but I got it to work. Thanks Jeffrey!

cut and paste. Where would I be without

Cut and paste has got to be one of the greatest computing inventions. EVER! You’d be surprised to find out how many times a day you use cut and paste. I know I use it a lot! Show cut and paste some love and vote for this one.

Pinch me once, shame on you. Pinch me twice and I pinch back.

This slogan was inspired by an episode of Judge Judy. I believe somebody was blaming somebody of pinching their kid. Really people, pinching? Learn to pinch back!