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TypeTees Slogan-A-Day Experiment Week 3

Every day I come up with a new witty Threadless TypeTees Slogan in hopes of earning a Threadless Alumni Club Medal of Honor. At the end of every week I post a round up of that weeks slogans here on my blog. What can you do to help the cause? Vote! Just click on a slogan (preferably all of them) and then vote by click “I’d Wear It!” – it’s that simple! If you want to see and vote for all of my slogans then just click here or on that photo of me with the Rockband guitar. Vote for me and I will make you an awesome bowl of tomato bisque soup if ever we meet in real life.

TypeTees Slogan-A-Day Experiment

Week 3 (January 15 2010 to January 21 2010):

Even Bigfoot knows that the Abominable Snowman doesn’t exist.

I had to resubmit this logo because the original had a typo – oops! [NOTE: If you voted on this slogan on the past please vote again using this link, the older version had a typo :( a big boo boo for any TypeTees submission.]

Nothing clarifies the mind like meditation, beer and failure.

And sometimes a really, really long timeout works wonders as well.

I’d love to have interchangeable facial features sans potato.

Of course Mr. Potato Head was the inspiration for this slogan! I’m excited for Toy Story 3, anyone else share in my excitement? Plus, if facial features were interchangeable, would that make makeup obsolete? I wonder.

Decanting sounds like a very, very naughty word.

I’ve been reading up on wine a lot (for my drink culture blog check out Call Me Thirsty) and I realized that “decanting” sounds like something a very naughty person would do. Decanting. Say that ten times and you’ll feel sooo dirty.

Toe jams keep me from walking in other people’s shoes.

So I came up with this slogan as I was doing some blogging. It just popped in my head. I liked it and so it’s todays slogan! This slogan makes me sad because I had my wisdom teeth pulled out, all 4 of em, when I was 16!

Donating blood has its benefits: free snacks.

I’m not a big fan of needles being punctured into my skin so when someone suggested a few weeks ago that I donate blood I was taken aback. But then I thought about it … I get to save a life and I score free snacks at the end. Awesome!

Soap: curing foul mouths since 2200 BC.

Growing up, did you parents ever stick a bar of soap in your mouth whenver you dropped the F bomb? Mine never did but I reckon that millions of kids have starting with the Ancient Babylonian kids in 2200 BC! LOL.

Posted on 23 January '10 by Coty, under T-Shirts. 2 Comments.

Death By Stealth

Blog regular and fellow Filipino designer and artist, Zerobriant, recently had another one of his designs printed over at Design by Humans. And I have to say that it is a hot one! The shirt features what looks to be a very deadly ninja assassin. Speaking of NInja Assassin, have any of you seen the recent movie of the same name? I missed it while it was in the theaters and now I have to wait till it hits Netflix!

“They travelled in disguise to other territories to judge the situation of the enemy, they would inveigle their way into the midst of the enemy to discover gaps, and enter enemy castles to set them on fire, and carried out assassinations, arriving in secret…shhh”

Death By Stealth is available now from Design By Humans for $17. At the moment, they are only offering this design in mens sizes.

Death By Stealth

Posted on 8 January '10 by Coty, under T-Shirts. 2 Comments.

Sick On Sin Winter Release

The crazy Canadaians over at Sick On Sin has just released their newest line of tees featuring 8 fun characters. My favorite is the Vampire tee – it’s super cute. Though I think they should have released this line closer to Halloween. I was kind of hoping to see some corrupt christmas characters – but oh well, maybe next time!

The new tees are priced at $26 CAD (Canadian) but you can save some mucho cash, with mucho equating to 20% off your order, by using the coupon code  4NS1109 up until November 22, 2009.

Also note that if you are planning on giving the gift of Sin this holiday the estimated shipping deadlines are December 8 for Canada, December 1 for USA, and November 26 for International.

Vampire

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Vampire

Vampire

Posted on 18 November '09 by Coty, under T-Shirts. No Comments.

Co-Tee TV Episode 42: Zipperking, Butchrd Apparel and Paul The Pig

In this episode of Co-Tee TV I wear Spirit Quest by Zipperking and available at ShirtFight and review Paul th’ Butchrd Pig from Butchrd Apparel a brand that takes your local butcher to the next level by serving up tasty T-Shirts!

Be sure to check out Episode 20 of Co-Tee TV to watch the unpacking of the Spirit Quest shirt from Shirtfight!

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Coty’s Thoughts:

Paul th’ Butchrd Pig by Butchrd Apparel. Pros: Huge print, design covers the bottom of the tee to the top third of the shirt. Printed on an American Apparel blank so you know what to expect when it comes to size, fit and comfort. Great packaging (tees are packed shrink wrapped in a styrofoam meat tray) that matches the “butcher” theme. Comes packaged with a toy and a promotional code that can be used with future purchases.  Cons: You’ve got to be at least a little twisted to wear this shirt around town. You might get some looks at which point you can bust out your meat cleaver. Price: $12.

Butchrd Apparel

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Cute microbes on sale

Posted on 16 November '09 by Coty, under T-Shirts. 1 Comment.

Panda Assassin

Our friends over at Crazy Go Lucky just released a new tee and it’s a bloody one. A bloody pandy to be exact. Panda Assassin is the newest character addition to the Crazy Go Lucky line. The design is printed on a Mint 100% Cotton Jersey tee and is available for purchase for $20. Head on over to the Crazy Go Lucky website and get the lowdown on the Panda Assassin. Here’s a snippet of his bio:

“Panda is a panda trained by the government under it’s Counter Terrorist Agency to be a skilled and deadly government operative. While the CTA could have created an android or trained a human, they chose a panda just because they thought it was cool at the time. They trained panda in marksmanship, combat, strategy, endurance, and agility. The training was so intense that it caused panda to bleed from the eyes and mouth….”

Panda Assassin

Panda Assassin

Panda Assassin

Posted on 10 November '09 by Coty, under T-Shirts. No Comments.

Two New Bloody Glennz Tees

Looks like our buddy Glenn Jones from Glennz Tees is unleashing his inner monster – through his art! Eternal Exercise and Office Chat are the latest tees from our favorite New Zealand based T-shirt artist. Office Chat is one that I’ve been wanting to see printed for a while now, ever since Glenn opened up his designs for voting, and now that it’s available I just might have to pick it up! Both shirts are available from Glennz Tees for $19.95 and are printed on silver (Eternal Exercise) and cranberry (Office Chat) American Apparel tees.

Eternal Exercise

Office Chat

Posted on 15 April '09 by Coty, under T-Shirts. No Comments.