The Ugly Christmas Sweater T-Shirt

Oh good lord, please help us now. If anything, these faux ugly Christmas sweaters proves that there is no God. There is no God!

…Okay settle down Coty.

Conventional wisdom suggests that these sweaters are much more practical (especially for me) than wearing the actual product that they are spoofing. Why? Because in Hawaii, winter is just like every other day of the year. Meaning it’s not very cold at all, definitely not cold enough to warrant the use of a hideous Christmas sweater.

Of course, this means that there is a lack of “Ugly Christmas Sweater Parties” during the holidays in Hawaii. But then again, you guys probably can’t get a tan at the beach during this particular time of the year. I can. Cost versus benefits, my ugly sweater loving friends.

Now if you’re still considering one of these Ugly Christmas Sweater T-Shirts then please feel free to head on over to master Ugly Christmas Sweater T-Shirt purveyors, Vardagen. They will hook you up. For $20 you get your choice between Ugly deer, moose and snowman sweaters. If you do decide to pick one of the tees up please leave a comment below, so that I can proceed to point a fingers in your direction and chuckle.

12 Days of Christmas Giveaway!

Why wait until December 25 to celebrate Christmas, when you can celebrate Christmas for twelve days in a row (actually, 14) … starting right now! For the next twelve days a collection of T-Shirt enthusiasts and T-Shirt designers will band together to bring you the 2010 12 Days of Christmas Giveaway. This includes 17 participating artists from all over the world! Throughout the next 12 days there will be various interviews featuring the participating artists along with multiple Christmas themed posts that will be featured on Design Juices. The event will culminate on December 14 when 12 winners will be randomly drawn to win 12 unique prizes. You definitely want to get in on this.

“Once upon a time, three wise men bought gold, myrrh and frankincense to baby Jesus. Now in the year 2010, we bring the world the first ever 12 Days of Christmas online giveaway. Times certainly have changed, yet the spirit of giving lives on. Several amazing brands have gathered together to bring you this momentous occasion, and over the next 12 days Design Juices will help you get to know them all a little better with some feature articles/interviews.”

12 Unique Prizes…. 12 Winners!!
12 Winners will be randomly chosen on Tuesday 14th December, and paired with participating artists. Winners will each receive:

  1. A T-Shirt from one of the participating T-Shirt artists; and
  2. Mystery stocking fillers from one of the participating “stocking filler” artists!

For details on how YOU can enter, please visit Design Juices. Tip: there are three different ways that you can enter the contest. Be sure to do all three to increase your chances of winning! For more information and full details on how to enter the 12 Days of Christmas Giveaway, please visit Design Juices.


  • WORLDWIDE GIVEAWAY – Anyone can enter from anywhere in the world.
  • Entrants under 18 years of age must have parental permission to enter. • YOU MUST COMMENT (below and/or on Facebook), and/or TWEET TO ENTER THE DRAW
  • 12 winners will be selected at random on Tuesday 14th December. (Only one tweet will be counted as an entry.)
  • If you are chosen, you will be notified via email, Facebook or twitter (depending on your entry). Winners must respond within 24hrs. If you do not respond within that period, another winner will be chosen.
  • 12 PRIZES TO BE GIVEN AWAY. Each prize consists of a T-Shirt from one of the participating T-Shirt artists (winners to be randomly paired with brands); PLUS mystery stocking fillers from one of the participating “stocking filler” artists (winners to be randomly paired with brands).

For more information on the 12 Days of Christmas Giveaway, please visit Design Juices.

“17 artists… 1 online location… 12 Unique Prizes (T-Shirt & Mystery Stocking Fillers) to 12 Winners! The 12 Days Of Christmas Giveaway is open to everyone from anywhere in the world. This 2 week event breaks down the barriers of competition and sees peers unite in bringing to the world the spirit of unity & giving. The event is an opportunity to discover new creative talent whilst sharing with us all what your Christmas Wish is. Enter the 12 Days Of Christmas Giveaway today!”

Massive List of Black Friday T-Shirt Deals and Steals

Well you guys requested it and the Massive List of Black Friday Deals and Steals is here! I’ve been getting a lot of email and tweets from people asking me to either post about their Black Friday sale or whether or not I would do a list of Black Friday deals. I was going to wait until Thanksgiving, but since a few of these can be had RIGHT NOW and since the deals are already floating around the Internet (see Emptees and Hide Your Arms), I decide against waiting.

In any case, here you go, the annual list of Black Friday Deals and Steals! I’ll be updating this post as the week progresses and more sales pop up. If you’ve got a Black Friday sale planned or you’re already doing something then be sure to let me know and I will post it. ALL the sales is also viewable on the “SALE” page in the menu, which I brought back for the holiday season. Enjoy!

[Updated 11/25/2010 at 4:47 am HST)

Jon Wye: 20% off everything (11/29/2010), Tuesday: 15% off everything (11/30/2010), Wednesday – Friday: 10% off everything; use the coupon code “HOLIDAYBOOTY” to score these deals (Expires November 3, 2010)

Stove Monkey: Get both Ideas In Food Shirts for $30 (Ongoing November 26, 2010)

Indivisual Clothing: 50% off entire order with the coupon code “indvslhol2010″ (Ongoing)

Sistine: 20% off all items with the coupon code “FADE2BLACK” (Expires November 28, 2010)

Nerdy Shirts: 40% Off the Nerdy Shirts seen below (Ongoing November 26, 2010)

Disturbia Clothing: 30% off entire order during Black Friday with the coupon code “BLACKFRIDAY” and 20% off the rest of the weekend (Expires November 28, 2010)

Awaken Clothing: 20% off all T-Shirts with the promo code “twentyoff” and all tees are discounted to $12.00! (Expires November 26, 2010)

Oven Fresh Dreams: 25% off your entire order with the coupon code “TOFURKY” (Ongoing November 26, 2010)

Fur Face Boy: Free shipping, all mens tees priced at $19.99 or lower, all girls tees priced at $12.99. Free Tote Bags on orders of $50 or more. Limited Edition Metallic Chain Tee Release (only 30 printed) (Expires November 29, 2010)

The Dept: Free Worldwide Shipping on all orders (Expires December 14, 2010)

Palmer Cash: 20% off the entire store with the coupon code “TURKEY”; starts 11/24/2010 (Ongoing November 26, 2010)

Branded Baron: 40% off your entire order with the coupon code “BLACKFRIDAY” (Expires November 28, 2010)

World Class Revivals: $15 T-Shirts plus free shipping; starts 11/24/2010 (Expires November 27, 2010)

Agape Attire: 25% off your entire order with the coupon code “TURKEY”, plus orders over $100 receive a free Believer bracelet (Ongoing November 26, 2010)

Antisparkle Apparel: 30% off your entire order with the coupon code “STARPOWER” (Expires November 29, 2010)

Donkey Tees: Buy 3 T-Shirts and get a $20 Gift Certificate (Ongoing November 26, 2010)

FAQ Clothing: 30% off your entire order with the coupon code “thanksfaq” (Expires November 28, 2010)

Lady Umbrella: 30% off items plus free shipping with the coupon code “”blackfriday30″! (Expires Midnight November 29, 2010)

Diamond Head Clothing: 30% off your entire order with the coupon code “BLACKFRIDAY” (Ongoing November 25-26, 2010)

Sock Monkee: 10% off your entire order with the coupon code “BLACKFRIDAY” (Expires November 29, 2010)

Rise To Glory Clothing: Use the coupon code “RTGBLACKFRIDAY” (Expires November 27, 2010)

Swallows & Daggers: 48 Hour Sale wit all T-Shirts priced at £8 (Ongoing November 25-26, 2010)

Make Beats Not Beat Downs: All T-Shirts $7 (Ongoing November 26, 2010)

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Sketchy Santa

This post has absolutely nothing to with T-Shirts. So, after lunch today me and a colleague, Mr. Andy Dewald, discovered a wonderful site, Inspired by the awesomeness of we decided to do a tribute video. The background music is sung by an unknown singer and was given to us by our former (bless his heart) advisor, Dr. Ed Chronicle.

Screw The Holidays

This tee from Print Liberation is the perfect compliment to the Scrooge in you. With Christmas approaching, those of us without an unlimited cash flow are probably feeling the pinch. With the endless number of Christmas parties and gift exchanges, it’s no wonder that Print Liberation made this shirt. Wear this tee to your next Christmas party and let everyone know exactly just how you really feel.

Screw The Holidays

Cannibal by Glennz Tees

When I first saw Cannibal while perusing my RSS Reader, I literally laughed-out-loud. The newest tee from Glennz Tees surely delivers when it comes to invoking laugher. This tee is kind of like those weird Santa Clause slasher movies, mixing two extremely different holidays into one incredible mashup. Cannibal is printed on an asphalt American Apparel tee and is available for purchase now from Glennz Tees for just $19.95.

Cannibal by Glennz Tees

Cannibal by Glennz Tees

After Christmas T-Shirt Sales

Some great deals can be had for those of you into the After Christmas Shopping craze. The biggest deals here include 50% off all merchandise at Pyknic Clothing (sale ends January 1) and $10 tees at Design by Humans (sale ends January 4)! Also, Karmaloop is having a 60% off sale, but you better hurry it ends tomorrow (December 26)!

Some other random sales (this list is being updated has the sales roll along so check back often):

41% off at Heroin Clothing with code HAPPYNEWYEAR

50% off everything at Rockett Clothing on December 31st and January 1st.

$5 or more off per tee at {miles to go} clothing until January 2

25% off all new tees at Alright OK until the new year

All tee $13.95 at Glennz Tees

Free Shipping at Ten Bills (no minimum) with code FLURRY

$12 tee sale at Heartcore Clothing

15% off at Prestigious Clothing with code holidaysale

20% off at Validus Apparel with code newyears

Reduced prices and bundle special at Crazy Go Lucky

10% off at Shifted Image with code 2009

11% off at Zombie Liquorice with code COTYGONZ and select bundles at lowered prices

50% off at Sentimental Clothing with code Christmas08

$25 off $50 or more at GoMedia

$5-$10 Shirts and $15 hoodies at Labyrinth Clothing

15% off at ByeLine Clothing with code XMAS15

25% off at Loyal To Your Soil with code xmas25

$20 T-Shirt Bundle at This Noise Apparel

15% off at Ceerius Apparel with code CHRISTMAS24

Design By Humans

Pyknic Clothing