I Can Has 101 Funny LOLcat T-Shirts???

As long as there is an Internet there will be dozens of mis-spelled cat memes floating around. Let’s face it, the cat is the official mascot of the Internet. No one or thing is bigger than those furry felines of mischief roaming InternetLAND. Well, maybe Double Rainbow Guy. Don’t be fooled though, everyone in the know acknowledges that Double Rainbow Guy is actually a cat disguised as a human. It’s the same cat that’s behind the Nyan Cat Phenomenon. Trust me.

I’d love to hear which one of these are your favorites and whether or not you own any of these tees! And if you know of a LOL Cat shirt not on this list then please tell me about it. Leave a comment below in the comments section and let me know!

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2. Cat + Pastry = Rainbow by SnorgTees, $19.95.

3. Hipster Kitty by Skreened, $20.49.

4. Follow Chairman MEOW by Cafepress, $24.50.

5. Thunderkittens by SnorgTees, $19.95.

6. Cool Cat by Skreened, $28.

7. Catt Matt Smith posed as Dos Equis Interesting Man by jimiyo (RedBubble), $21.54.

8. I Can Has Awesomes by Crazy Dog T-Shirts, $9.99.

9. Cat Burgers by SplitReason, $19.95.

10. Everyone Wants To Be A Cat by Dan Elijah Fajardo (Threadless), $20.

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Life’s Too Short Not To Be Norwegian

I spotted this shirt over at the wonderful movie blog, Slashfilm. It reads “Life’s Too Short Not To Be Norwegian.” Apparently, Norwegian people are really happy going folks! The shirt is featured in the upcoming comedy A Good Old-Fashioned Orgy featuring the ever raunchy SNL alum, Jason Sudeikis. Check out the trailer below.

I have no idea where you can buy this shirt, but if you find out then feel free to leave a comment below!

Swan Dive Like The Old Spice Guy

First of all, those Old Spice commercials featuring that ultra confident and barely clothed Old Spice spokesperson are hilarious. So I don’t blame BustedTees for jumping on the Old Spice bandwagon with their latest tee, Swan Dive. If you haven’t seen the latest Old Spice advert then you haven’t yet realized your full potential as a human being. Seriously though, it’s funny and you should check it out below.

Swan Dive is available now from BustedTees for $16.99, Old Spice not included.

Busted Tees Swan Dive Old Spice T-Shirt

Busted Tees Swan Dive Old Spice T-Shirt

Suck It Trebek: SNL Celebrity Jeopardy Parody T-Shirt

I admit that I no longer watch as much Saturday Night Live as I used to do. In fact, nowadays I tune in mainly to catch the musical act, if it’s a group that interests me. However, there was a time when I tuned in to SNL on a regular basis, when  Sandler, Ferrell, Carvey, Farley and Myers ruled the SNL airwaves.

One of my favorite Ferrell sketches was definitely the Celebrity Jeopardy sketches with “Sean Connery.” See below for some funny clips! The sketch is so timeless that our friends over at NerdyShirts decided to turn it into a T-Shirt! Suck It Trebek is the NerdyShirt homage to the classic SNL sketch.

You can pick up Suck It Trebek from NerdyShirts now for $14.95 (special presale price).

Suck It Trebek

Kevin Smith Kicked Off Southwest Plane for Being Chubby

I’m a bit biased here since I’ve been a huge fan of Kevin Smith since the first time I saw Clerks. Having said that, what the heck, Southwest Airlines? Kicking Silent Bob off a flight because he posed a “safety risk” for being a bit  on the chubby side? Come on – he’s hardly obese and definitely not a safety risk!

In case you’re confused, Smith posted the following on his Twitter account:

“Dear @SouthwestAir – I know I’m fat, but was Captain Leysath really justified in throwing me off a flight for which I was already seated?”

“Dear @SouthwestAir, I flew out in one seat, but right after issuing me a standby ticket, Oakland Southwest attendant Suzanne (wouldn’t give last name) told me Captain Leysath deemed me a “safety risk”. Again: I’m way fat… But I’m not THERE just yet. But if I am, why wait til my bag is up, and I’m seated WITH ARM RESTS DOWN. In front of a packed plane with a bunch of folks who’d already I.d.ed me as “Silent Bob.”

“So, @SouthwestAir, go fuck yourself. I broke no regulation, offered no “safety risk” (what, was I gonna roll on a fellow passenger?). I was wrongly ejected from the flight (even Suzanne eventually agreed). And fuck your apologetic $100 voucher, @SouthwestAir. Thank God I don’t embarrass easily (bless you, JERSEY GIRL training). But I don’t sulk off either: so everyday, some new fuck-you Tweets for @SouthwestAir.”

In the age of social media, pissing someone off with a Twitter following of 1.6 million loyal fans can lead to no good.

And just for you, Mr. Kevin Smith, I have made this shirt. It’s called “As Long As You’re Not Chubby” and is available now for $23.99 at the FAIL Shirt Shop because this was indeed one massive FAIL by Southwest Airlines. Needless to say, I won’t be flying Southwest – ever.

Listen to Kevin’s side of the story on his podcase, SModcast.

UPDATE: The original As Long As You’re Not Chubby shirt was taken down either because Southwest told Skreened to remove it or because Skreened thought it was a little to copyright unfriendly because I had the name of the airline in there. The logo on the tee is not an official logo of Southwest Air so that should not pose a problem. In any case, here’s the update version that is available now for sale:

Southwest Airlines Kevin Smith Chubby

Southwest Air Kevin Smith Chubby

Southwest Airline Kevin Smith Chubby T-Shirt

Southwest Airlines Kevin Smith Chubby T-Shirt

“Hey @SouthwestAir! Look how fat I am on your plane! Quick! Throw me off!”

Kevin Smith Southwest Airlines Chubby

Goliath National Bank: Member FDIC

So I picked up How I Met Your Mother: Season Four over the weekend and was able to watch two episodes yesterday and am so stoked because I almost forgot how incredibly “legen … wait for it … dary” this comedy series is. If you have not seen an episode of How I Met Your Mother then do yourself a favor and pick up the DVD or Netflix it, its hilarious.

I got through two episodes yesterday while I was nursing a cold and in the episode “The Best Burger in New York”, Barney (played by Neil Patrick Harris) pimps out Goliath National Bank (a fictional bank that his company purchased) while a jobless Marshall (played by Jason Segel) searches for the mystical best burger in New York. I thought I’d look up some How I met Your Mother tees and lo and behold, I find this tee from 80’s Tees, a Goliath National Bank shirt. Barney Stinson would be proud.

Are any of  you How I Met Your Mother fans? Let me know!

Goliath National Bank

How I Met Your Mother

Found Item Clothing GIVEAWAY: Tell Me Your Favorite Movie and Win!

While I was visiting Seattle, me and my buddies made it a point to drive down to Portland, Oregon and check out the city. While we were there, I met up with some tee enthusiasts, one being Travis Greenwood of Found Item Clothing and he gave me some tees to give away on the site! Awesome deal for you loyal readers! I’ve got two shirts to give away, One (1) Medium “Don’t Hassle Me, I’m Local” shirt ($21.95 value) and one (1) Large “Classic Tuxedo” shirt ($21.95 value). Thanks Found Item Clothing!

All you need to do is either:

1. Leave a comment in THIS blog post telling me your favorite movie of all time and whether you wear a large or a medium.


2. Leave a comment on the Co-Tee TV Facebook Fan Page telling me your favorite movie of all time and whether you wear a large or a medium.

Easy, huh!

By the way, if you do both of the options above then you double your chances at winning!

The contest ends on Saturday, August 29, 2009 at 11:59 pm Hawaii Time. I will randomly select one winner of the Large Classic Tuxedo shirt and one (1) winner for the Medium Don’t Hassle Me, I’m Local shirt. Good luck!

Don't Hassle Me, I'm Local

Classic Tuxedo

Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock

Anyone here fans of Big Bang Theory? If so, you need to check out this T-Shirt from ThinkGeek.com. Playing Jan Ken Po (Japanese name of Rock Paper Scissors) is a playground stable for any kid that grows up in Hawaii. I remember fierce Jan Ken Po battles with my elementary school buddies – so intense! Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock is a version of Jan Ken Po that was invented by Sam Kass and Karen Bryla, and was featured on an episode of CBS’s hit show, Big Bang Theory. I’ve included the hilarious bit from the episode below for you to chuckle at. You can pick up this shirt from ThinkGeek for $15.99!

And just in case you were wondering how to play this version of Rock Paper Scissors, well, here you go:

Rock crushes lizard.
Scissors decapitate lizard.
Lizard eats paper.
Lizard poisons Spock.
Paper disproves Spock.
Spock vaporizes rock.
Spock bends scissors.

Rock Paper Scissor Lizard Spock

Dismember-Me Plush Zombie

Later, George.

“Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.” – George Carlin