TypeTees Slogan-A-Day Week 1

Week one of my epic TypeTees Slogan-A-Day Experiment has just wrapped up. Wheww, and I have to admit that I am mentally exhausted! I underestimated how hard it would be to come up with just one original slogan a day. It’s hard guys. Luckily, I’ve employed a bit of strategy. All of the slogan submissions some way had to do with an event or something that I experienced during the day. This helped. And so every Friday I will break down my seven Typetees submissions of the week … until I get printed by Threadless! So, if you’re sick of this then vote me up so Threadless hurries and prints me! Or, if you enjoy the slogan – go ahead and give me some I’d Wear It’s, it will make me smile.

My question for those of you who have submitted to TypeTees and have been printed – how long do you guys think this will take? What are the chances that any of my slogans will ever see the light of day on a TypeTees tee?


I used to be fierce. Now I’m ruthless!

Interesting, this was my inaugural TypeTees slogan entry. What was I thinking! And no, I was not listing to Beyonce prior to hitting submit. I actually just wrapped up watching Punisher: Warzone and this popped in my mind. Best of the three Punisher picks, BTW. 

What kind of egg are you?

Eggs! This one was easy since on this day I was inspired by some of the best Eggs Benedict on the island. And being from Hawaii, it’s not just any Eggs Benedict – it’s Eggs Benedict on Kalua Pork from Cinnamon’s in beautiful Kailua. Great way to spend a Sunday morning!

This is me in high definition.

I believe I was flipping through the weekly Bestbuy ad when I realized that everything “good” nowadays must be high definition. And well, me in person is in fact me in high definition, so there you go. 

My life fits in a manila folder.

Very true. I’m an academic by training. I love school. When I finish grad school I plan to get a job as a University professor hence prolonging my stay in school indefinitely. And so, my life which is consumed by reading and reading over and over again research articles can literally fit in a manila folder. Just throw a couple of relevant articles into a manila folder on any given day and I am set.

Please do not lean on torso.

I went to go and eat some char siu pork ramen from one of my favorite ramen restaurants, Goma Tei. While waiting to go in I noticed a Do Not Lean on Glass warning on a neighboring shops window. 

Four words: listen to the woman.

If you’ve got a girl in your life – listen to her! That’s all I’m going to say here. Best advice ever.

All you need to do to join my fan club is give me a hug.

If I had a fan club, the price to join would be a hug because hugs are one of the worlds greatest inventions.