Not So Happy: Ronald McDonald Not Really Lovin’ It

Oh you poor Ronald McDonald. I can actually relate to Ronald because I’ve had a little too much McDonalds for liking in the past few weeks. I am a Chicken McNuggets fiend and so the recent 20 piece Chicken McNuggets for $5.99 deal that recently swept through Hawaii was not good for me and my cardiovascular health. They taste really good when you are eating them but within an hour or two I always feel like Ronald does in this lovely Threadless tee. Needless to say, I keep going back. Despicable me!

Not So Happy by Lara Zombie is available now from Threadless for $18. Chicken McNuggets are not included.

Not So Happy McDonalds Ronald McDonald

Not So Happy McDonalds Ronald McDonald

I’m Fat Let’s Part + Zombie Dinosaur!

Our good friend David Murray of Seibei just released two new (and awesome) tees! I’m a big fan of Seibei and will probably be ordering at least one of these tees in the near future. My navy and white Sandwich Dinosaur tee is getting a little worn out so I think it might be time to upgrade to the brand spanking new Zombie Dinosaur design.

Although I never grew up as the prototypical fat kid, there was a time when I was referred to as being husky. Husky, hmmmmmm. Is that code for fat? Probably. And as such, I’d be proud to wear the new I’m Fat Let’s Party Shirt.

Both of the new tees are available now for sale at Seibei for $22. Also, word on the street is that Seibei will be unleashing a brand spanking website redesign. I’m excited to see what he has in store for us.

Zombie Dinosaur

I'm Fat Let's Party

101 Bacon Products for Fans of the Other White Meat

For this months Epic List, I decided to mix things up again much like I did for Novembers’s Epic Mustache List. I present to you a list of 101 Bacon Related Products for Fans of the Other White Meat. Why bacon you ask? To which I reply, why not! Bacon is one of my favorite breakfast comfort foods. It’s just so amazingly good. It’s bacon!

101 Bacon Preview

I broke the list up so that the first 51 products are bacon related T-Shirts and the last 50 are funky, weird, strange, odd bacon related products. Everything bacon related is covered in the list, from an I Heart Bacon Thong to Bakon Vodka to a custom bacon themed Flip Mino HD.

I’d love to hear which one of these are your favorites and whether or not you own any of these tees! And if you know of a BACON related shirt not on this list then please tell me about it. Leave a comment below in the comments section and let me know!

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1. Bacon by Rizzo Tees, $16.00.

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2. Bacon Makes Everything Better by Snorg Tees, $18.95.

Bacon Makes Everything Better

3. Bacon It’s That Good by Crazy Dog T-Shirts, $6.99.

Bacon: It's That Good

4. Bacon Rules by Crack Smoking Shirts, $15.

Bacon Rules

5. Bacon is Meat Candy by Road Kill T-Shirts, $14.99.

Bacon Is Meat

6. Bacon Is Kosher, Right? by Kosher Ham, $17.

Bacon Is Kosher, Right?

7. Push Button, Receive Bacon by sudeTEES (CafePress), $22.

Push Button, Receive Bacon

8. Bacon by Baconation (CafePress), $24.

Bacon

9. Kevin Bacon by Busted Tees, $10.

Kevin Bacon

10. I Like Bacon by Nerdy Shirts, $19.99.

I Like Bacon

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Kevin Smith Kicked Off Southwest Plane for Being Chubby

I’m a bit biased here since I’ve been a huge fan of Kevin Smith since the first time I saw Clerks. Having said that, what the heck, Southwest Airlines? Kicking Silent Bob off a flight because he posed a “safety risk” for being a bit  on the chubby side? Come on – he’s hardly obese and definitely not a safety risk!

In case you’re confused, Smith posted the following on his Twitter account:

“Dear @SouthwestAir – I know I’m fat, but was Captain Leysath really justified in throwing me off a flight for which I was already seated?”

“Dear @SouthwestAir, I flew out in one seat, but right after issuing me a standby ticket, Oakland Southwest attendant Suzanne (wouldn’t give last name) told me Captain Leysath deemed me a “safety risk”. Again: I’m way fat… But I’m not THERE just yet. But if I am, why wait til my bag is up, and I’m seated WITH ARM RESTS DOWN. In front of a packed plane with a bunch of folks who’d already I.d.ed me as “Silent Bob.”

“So, @SouthwestAir, go fuck yourself. I broke no regulation, offered no “safety risk” (what, was I gonna roll on a fellow passenger?). I was wrongly ejected from the flight (even Suzanne eventually agreed). And fuck your apologetic $100 voucher, @SouthwestAir. Thank God I don’t embarrass easily (bless you, JERSEY GIRL training). But I don’t sulk off either: so everyday, some new fuck-you Tweets for @SouthwestAir.”

In the age of social media, pissing someone off with a Twitter following of 1.6 million loyal fans can lead to no good.

And just for you, Mr. Kevin Smith, I have made this shirt. It’s called “As Long As You’re Not Chubby” and is available now for $23.99 at the FAIL Shirt Shop because this was indeed one massive FAIL by Southwest Airlines. Needless to say, I won’t be flying Southwest – ever.

Listen to Kevin’s side of the story on his podcase, SModcast.

UPDATE: The original As Long As You’re Not Chubby shirt was taken down either because Southwest told Skreened to remove it or because Skreened thought it was a little to copyright unfriendly because I had the name of the airline in there. The logo on the tee is not an official logo of Southwest Air so that should not pose a problem. In any case, here’s the update version that is available now for sale:

Southwest Airlines Kevin Smith Chubby

Southwest Air Kevin Smith Chubby

Southwest Airline Kevin Smith Chubby T-Shirt

Southwest Airlines Kevin Smith Chubby T-Shirt

“Hey @SouthwestAir! Look how fat I am on your plane! Quick! Throw me off!”

Kevin Smith Southwest Airlines Chubby

The Twelve Time World Champion

Here’s a great tee design from Design By Humans member louisroskosch, I just love the illustration! I’ve always been a fan of wrestling, with my interest peaking in the late 80’s and early 90’s. Since then, I’d watch WWE in spurts but ever since they started showing Monday Night Raw on repeat and in HD on Sundays I started to watch a little more.

The Twelve Time Champion by Design By Humans

The Twelve Time World Champion features a pretty hefty wrestler! Who was your favorite hefty wrestler? Andre the Giant was a bit slow moving. Yokozuna was a meanie. Remember Earthquake? I think the Big Show has to be the most versatile of hefty wrestlers. What do you think? Buy The Twelve Time World Champion from Design By Humans for $20 now!