Plush Yoda House Slippers

You know you want these. Really, you know you do. And if Yoda doesn’t feet your fancy, then they’ve got equally plush Darth Vader and Chewbacca slippers.

“From the moons of Endor to the snowy plains of Hoth, our Star Wars slippers will keep your toes warm the galaxy over. Characters include the wise and sage-like Yoda, the menacing Darth Vader, and everyone’s favorite fuzzball, Chewbacca. These are the slippers you’ve been looking for!”

The plush Yoda Slippers are available now from Bunny Slippers for $24.95.

Kusa’s Grass Flip-Flops

Okay, so these KUSA flip-flops by YASHIN are way too crazy for me to not pass up posting. Plus, as you might have noticed, I’m starting to post a few things not related to T-shirts. The focus will mainly be on apparel. Flip-Flops fall under apparel, right? If not then I don’t care. These are flip-flops with grass. Intense.

In any case, I could totally see myself walking around in a pair of these in Hawaii. It seems like such a logical fit. I love walking barefoot in grass. Now I can walking barefoot in grass wherever I go!

Kusa’s Grass Flip-Flops are available now for $29.95 (AUD; Australian Dollars).

BeerBot Bottle Opener T-Shirt

Yeah, someone made a T-Shirt with a beer bottle opener built in. No, I’m not kidding. And although this is not the end of civilization, I think we might be getting close. Speaking of built-in bottle openers, have you seen those slippers (flip-flops for you mainland folks) with the built in bottle openers? I could not even fathom opening an ice cold lager with the germ ridden underside of a slipper. Nasty! N-A-S-T-Y!

So compared to the slipper with the build-in bottle opener, I guess the BeerBot isn’t that bad. Unless of course you use your T-Shirt to wipe your snot.

The BeerBot Bottle Opener T-Shirt is available now from ThinkGeek for $19.99.

BeerBot Bottle Opener T-Shirt

BeerBot Bottle Opener T-Shirt

BeerBot Bottle Opener T-Shirt

And here are those slippers that I was talking about. These are made by Reef. You can pick up a pear from Amazon for about $45.

Reef Bottle Opener Sandals