Software Pirate Arrrrrgggggghhhhh!

Oh no, pirating is bad. It’s so bad. You must never pirate. Only thieves pirate. If so then Arrrrrgggggghhhhh, let’s pillage the Internet and burn this fucker down. I mean, did you really spend $699 for your copy of Adobe Photoshop. Okay, maybe you … oh let’s get real. Arrrrrgggggghhhhh!

Software Pirate is available now from Glennz Tees for $15.95.

Glenn Jones Illustrates Broken.

I love these videos.

“My drawing process for my Glennz Tees shirt designs, I use the pen tool in Adobe Illustrator and draw with a Wacom tablet. If needed, I draw a quick rough on screen first, then convert that to guides to draw my final illustration on top of that. Start to finish 60 mins compressed into 3.” -Glenn Jones

Go buy some tees from Glennz Tees.

Ocean’s Outcasts

Of rubber boots and old car tires. I wonder how many of these man-made items lurk under the deep blue sea. Our buddy Glenn Jones of Glennz Tees imagines what would happen if those man-made goods turned ocean trash could actually nibble on bait. If they could then maybe we’d have cleaner oceans? Wishful thinking.

Ocean’s Outcasts is available now from Glennz Tees for $19.95.

Worm Magic

I’ve been a long time fan of Glennz Tees for some time now, and so I feel quite bad for missing some of his recent T-Shirt releases. Luckily, artist Glenn Jones just released his latest design. Worm Magic features a worm stuck in the core of an apple and then cut in half. What happens? The worm survives the cut – magic! Of course, in real life, this isn’t always the case! Usually, if you cut the worm towards the posterior (the side opposite to that of the head), it will often times grow back the tail. If you make the cut too close to the anterior end (the head) then it will likely die. Now the big question, what happens if you cut the worm in half? A worm cut in half is likely to die!

Worm Magic is available now from Glennz Tees for $19.95.

Glennz Tees SXSW Pop-Up Shop

If you plan to be in Austin, Texas later this month for the annual tech/music/movie extravaganza known as SXSW, then be sure to stop by the Glennz Tees Pop-Up Shop. If I were attending SXSW, I’d totally stop by. In fact, I’ve been meaning to make it out to SXSW for some time now, it seems like an awesome event and something that I would really enjoy, but alas, I just didn’t have the time to make it out this year. Maybe next year? I should have a LOT more time and flexibility this time next year. Plus, I really love the Austin area, it’s got a nice college vibe and awesome bar and BBQ scene. I must make it out to Austin again!

Glennz Tees Pop-Up Shop
306 E 3rd Street, Austin, TX

Good You Will Be

It’s been a while since we last saw a Stars Wars parody tee from T-Shirt favorite, Glenn Jones. Well you no longer need to hold your breath because Glenn delivers yet again with his newest tee, Be Good. Who’s that holding the lightsaber, you ask? Well it’s our favorite extra terrestrial from the 80’s, E.T. Yoda, you better watch out.

Be Good is printed on a brown American Apparel tee and is available now at Glennz Tee for $19.95.

Be Good Glennz Tees Glenn Jones

Be Good Glennz Tees Glenn Jones

Castaway

What do you get when you cross Tom Hanks with Where’s Waldo? Well, you get this Castaway shirt from Glennz Tees! Do you guys remember back in the day when Where’s Waldo was such a fad that he was everywhere. Nowadays, he’s nowhere to be seen. How ironic. Wilson adds a nice touch to the design. Pick up Castaway from Glennz Tees today for $19.95. And here’s a secret… use the code “happybirthday” at checkout to save 35% off your entire order, good until January 12!

Castaway

Castaway

Caution! Bananas + Sale at Glennz Tees

If you’ve been putting off purchasing a tee from Glennz Tees, now is the perfect time to prep your credit card. From now until 2010 you can pick up any Glennz tee for just $13.95, including his newest funny bone tickler, Caution! Bananas. “Supermarkets can be dangerous places – runaway trolleys, poorly engineered can displays, and worst of all the fruit and vege aisle. All it takes is one loose peel and suddenly it’s like an ice rink. To prevent possible injury, precautions should be taken so it’s best to alert people when bananas are in stock.”

Caution! Bananas

Glennz Tees Sale