Off to Maui Wowwie

Off to Maui, Wowwie Wowwie
Taking the Superferry, will it be merry?
Afraid I’ll barf,
If I do I’ll turn to Mark.  

Only going to be there for two nights,
Enough time to see the sights.
Road to Hana, Ryan’s going to drive.
Twists, dips and turns,
I hope we all survive. 

Mark wants to see the top of Haleakala,
He hasn’t seen silver swords, halaka!
At five miles per hour,
he said he’ll drive.
Afraid that he’ll see an apparition by his side.

The aquarium, the aquarium,
That’s what Joel wants to see.
Turtles and sharks swimming with glee,
Maybe we’ll see one of them pee.

So off I go to pack my bag.
Surf shorts, sun screen and maybe a hat.
And let’s not forget a bag full of snacks.