Don’t Judge Me: Lindsay Lohan Says Fuck You

I don’t live the privileged life that you live, LiLo. I haven’t starred in any semi-successful movies, nor have I had a single successful pop song. I don’t have access to the best cocaine and heroine that money could buy. I don’t have the best lawyers that money could buy. And I most definitely do not have a nail stylist that could perform such micro typography work like the ones you have down there Hollywood.

So yeah, I won’t judge.

Though I still think that the appeals should not have let her get away with violating her probation. Then again, she’s a celebrity and celebrities get away with things that mere mortals could never get away with. Again, I wont judge. I’ll just fill myself with spite.

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Don't Judge Me

Don't Judge Me