While I was checking out the latest RANDR Tees design, Gargoyle, another T-Shirt caught my eyeballs. The shirt is called Slow Hands, but it might as well be called Creepy Hands because that’s what it is…slightly creepy! The shirt is eye-catching, that’s for sure and would be a definite conversation piece. If you take a close look, you’ll see that the right hand is reaching for the heart, while the left hand is reaching for the junk. God, I love this T-Shirt.
Slow Hands is available now from RANDR Tees for $25.


Posted on 28 January '12 by Coty, under T-Shirts. No Comments.
I don’t live the privileged life that you live, LiLo. I haven’t starred in any semi-successful movies, nor have I had a single successful pop song. I don’t have access to the best cocaine and heroine that money could buy. I don’t have the best lawyers that money could buy. And I most definitely do not have a nail stylist that could perform such micro typography work like the ones you have down there Hollywood.
So yeah, I won’t judge.
Though I still think that the appeals should not have let her get away with violating her probation. Then again, she’s a celebrity and celebrities get away with things that mere mortals could never get away with. Again, I wont judge. I’ll just fill myself with spite.
Don’t Judge Me is available now from Mighty Fine for $20.


Posted on 28 September '10 by Coty, under T-Shirts. No Comments.