One Eyed Willie

The Goonies is one of my favorite movies of all time! It’s one of those movies from my childhood that I would watch over and over and over again. I remember the first time I watched The Goonies, my dad had brought it home after “testing out” the local video store. I was super excited and blown away by this movie. Thanks, Dad!

One Eyed Willie is in reference to the fictional pirate that died on the The Inferno. Of course, if you’ve watched the movie, kids set out on a hunt to find One Eyed Willie and his fortune to save their town from being bought out and demolished and then all hell breaks loose. The Goonies is such a wonderful film, if you haven’t it already seen it then add it to your Netflix queue today!

You can pick up One Eyed Willie from SnorgTees today for $18.95.

One Eyed Willie

Design A Pirate Tee and Win £200!

How does £200 sound to you? It sounds great to me! If you want that £200 in your wallet then enter the Pirate Contest over at Fair & Bare T-Shirts and you could be the lucky winner.

The contest is in celebration of the popular Internet meme, Talk Like A Pirate Day. And if you’re not familiar with this special day then here’s the lowdown: On September 19th of each year everyone across the world is encouraged to speak like pirates! How awesome is that. And this year, while you’re speaking liking a pirate you can be wearing the best pirate inspired tee from Fair & Bare T-Shirts!


TypeTees Slogan-A-Day Experiment Week 3

Another week and another set of slogans for my epic TypeTees Slogan-A-Day Experiment. I am starting to feel some fatigue but I will not let it get to me. I will push on until Threadless Gods deems me worthy of a print – boing! To see all of my slogans and to vote for them check out my Threadless profile page. Vote for me and I will make bake you a cake if ever we meet in real life.


I can read your mind. Yes.

No real story behind this one, I think I had something I previously planned to submit but then at the last minute I thought of this one. Yes, that’s right.

I make great animal sounds. Pinch me for a live demo.

Indeed I do make great animal sounds. Ask anyone in my family. I make very very very good animal sounds. I specialize mainly in house pets but can do some darn good farm animals.

The best part of a ham sandwich is the hypotenuse.

This I got after I saw someone on Twitter (sorry I can’t remember who) say that their girlfriend said the most genius thing, that she loved the hypotenuse of her sandwich. I thought that was brilliant.

I spike my hair for self defense.

I’ve gone back to the spiky hair after a long year and half sporting the long hair look. And I love having short hair again, especially since I can easily poke people I don’t like with the razor sharp spiky hair.

When I grow up I want to be a swashbuckler.

No, I wasn’t watching Pirates of the Caribbean at the time this slogan was conceived. I believe I was reading an article on Yahoo and the word swashbuckler came up. Thought it sounded great. And for the record, I don’t reaaaaallly want to be a swashbuckler when I grow up. 

I really really really really really like ice cream, a lot.

Oh, this one was inspired by a professor of mine while were discussing the infinite properties of language. And one point during the talk he had said that same thing (probably with more r’s) and then explained how he could have been the very first person to have said that, ever. And for the record, I like mint chocolate chip ice cream and cherry Garcia the most and maybe pralines and cream. 

I use headphones to block out the noises in my head.

No, I’m not schizo. I just realizes that I need a new pair of Bose headphones because mine are becoming very worn out and is leaving awkward black scum on my ear lobes. At least that’s what the noises inside my head told me.